What vehicle works the hardest?
A try-cycle.
What do you call a mentally unstable goat?
What does Catwoman always carry with her?
Why was the broom late for school?
What kind of story do trees love to tell?
What sweet treat never panics?
Why would a frog wait for the bus?
Why do vampires always look sick?
Where did Jesus go to get a snack?
What is the first day of orientation called for locomotive conductors?
What do you get if you cross a serpent and a trumpet?
Why did the painting win the presidential election?
Why is spring the oddest season?
Why did the chocolate chip cookie go to the doctor?
What do you call a kangaroo's lazy joey?
The museum curator needed a break.
What's a cat's favorite song?
What do you call a clock on a road trip?
What dinosaur had the best vocabulary?
What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?
What's a mathematician's favorite book of the Bible?