What do fairies always drink?
Sprite.
Why is golf harder than baseball?
Which animal dresses like a lumberjack?
Why do basketball players like cookies?
What's a zoo vet's biggest problem?
Why do salmon make such great detectives?
What's the difference between grandma's cooking and an all-you-can-eat restaurant?
What do you call a class about how to interact with others?
Why don't guitarists handle stress well?
What time of day was Adam created?
How did you know the musical notes were related to each other?
What did the bun do when its plans suddenly changed?
What is a golfer's worst nightmare?
Why was the broom late for school?
What's good for both poker and theater?
Why was the pirate late for work?
What stories are told by basketball players?
My friend told me I had to stop acting like a flamingo.
What do you call a pencil that has two erasers?
How long did Cain dislike his brother?
Why did the mayor cancel his motorcade?