What do fairies always drink?
Sprite.
Why don't horses ever go to the doctor?
What do frogs eat in the summer?
What's a cat's favorite snack?
Why was the picture sent to jail?
What is a sea monster's favorite meal?
What is it called when a teacher breaks a bone in July?
When do ghosts love to go camping?
What do you say when you see someone after midnight on New Year's Day?
Why did the vampires cancel their baseball game?
What awards show do hot dogs never miss?
What do sprinters eat before a race?
Why are the chicks hatched at Easter always so creative?
What do a striker and a magician have in common?
What does one secret agent cow say to another secret agent cow before a mission?
What is a janitor's favorite movie?
Why did the science teacher jump in the pool during summer vacation?
What's the richest basketball team?
What boat is great at getting a deal?
To whom do fish go to borrow money?
Where do ghosts go on vacation?