What do fairies always drink?
Sprite.
Where do snowmen get their daily weather report?
What does one secret agent cow say to another secret agent cow before a mission?
What do you call a priest that becomes a lawyer?
What's a worm's favorite holiday?
Which former US President gets most confused for money?
What insect runs away from everything?
Why does the lower first base side smell the worst at a baseball stadium?
How many letters are there in the alphabet?
Which wizard is often mistaken for an animal?
How does a polar bear build a house?
What's a mummy's favorite kind of music?
What should your husband name his internet connection?
What does a lion call an antelope?
Did you hear about the dogs that just started dating?
What does a spy do when he gets cold?
What dish does only a baseball player use?
What do you call Dracula with hay fever?
Why do nails need so much pain relief?
Why did the baby blueberry start to cry?
What does a car look forward to most on Halloween?