What do fairies always drink?
Sprite.
Why does the orange always lose in races?
What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
My boss instructed me to set up the company's 401k.
Why is it hard to talk to a shy cow?
Why don't they have Mother's Day sales?
What do you call two birds in love?
Who granted the fish a wish?
Why couldn't the knife make any sports teams?
Why shouldn't you buy anything with velcro?
What kind of car does a chicken have?
I can cut down a tree only using my vision...
How did the cowboy greet his wife every day after work?
What did the kid say when he failed science lab?
What did the skeleton order at the bar?
What do you call someone with a dictionary in their pocket?
What does the lion say to his friends before they go out hunting for food?
What did the sheep receive as a gift for Mother's Day?
Which subject has two parts?
What happens to you when you lift a lot of logs?
Why did the computer break up with its mouse on Valentine's Day?