What do you get if you cross a serpent and a trumpet?
A snake in the brass!
How did Benjamin Franklin feel when he discovered electricity?
How do mice celebrate when they move home?
Does an apple a day really keep the doctor away?
What do you call bears with no ears?
What do you call a group of itchy dogs who howl together?
Where do sports go on a Valentine's Day date?
What do you call a cow that eats your grass?
What is the unluckiest type of cat?
Why do salmon make such great detectives?
Where do surfers go to school?
Why is a bee's hair always sticky?
What do cubs eat when their mom is out of town?
What's grandma's favorite fruit?
How do you measure a millennial?
Why was the snake coughing so much?
Where do sports teams go to buy new uniforms?
What is Mike Tyson's favorite bowl?
Why are cats good at playing video games?
Who does everyone's hair in space?
Why did the gardener bury all his money?