What did the iceberg say to its dad?
You're the coolest!
Why did the unwashed chicken cross the road twice?
What do you get when you cross a sweet potato and a jazz musician?
If Santa Claus and Mrs. Claus had a child, what would he be called?
Why are monkeys lousy workers?
What game does chlorine never lose?
My mom asked me to hand out invites for my brother's surprise party.
When is a black dog not a black dog?
Why did the chicken go to the seance?
How do baseball players make a birthday cake?
What did the paper say to the pencil?
What car does Yoda® drive?
What do you call a factory that only makes decent products?
What is blue and not heavy?
Why did the dinosaur cross the road?
What happens when a frog's car dies?
What does a toddler wear while swimming on summer vacation?
Where do surfers go to school?
Why did the bunnies go on strike?
What did the school bully have for lunch?
You have to be very careful in an ice storm.