What did the iceberg say to its dad?
You're the coolest!
How did the French fry propose to the hamburger?
What should you say at a salad bar restaurant?
Why couldn't the knife make any sports teams?
What goes up when the rain comes down?
How long do chickens work?
What food is a man's best friend?
Knock knock. Who's there? Spell. Spell who?
Where do online shopaholics love to travel?
Why are there no planes where Peter Pan™️ lives?
Why did the cake strike out in baseball?
What kind of cat has to crawl everywhere he goes?
What's Cinderella's favorite drink at Starbucks®?
What do you say when someone tells you an obvious fact about Coke®?
When does the sun finally get to take a break?
What game do brothers play to annoy their sisters?
Which insects always make slightly better than average grades?
Why was the fabric always laughing?
Why did the lawn mower get kicked off the team?
Why would you dance with a jar of jelly?
Why do hogs play so much football?