What tree is always ready for fall baking?
A maple.
What is Earth, Wind, and Fire doing in September?
What do you get if you cross the Lone Ranger with an insect?
Knock knock. Who's there? Spell. Spell who?
Why are locksmiths allowed to remain open on Labor Day?
What type of pasta helps you relax?
Why is it a bad idea to get married by the Pacific Ocean?
What kind of restaurant do ghosts prefer?
Why do churches struggle with counting money?
What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue?
What do you call a dog that meditates?
What did the lovesick bull say to the cow?
What do you call the hen that regularly counts her eggs?
What do snowmen eat for lunch?
What's the saddest part of the week?
What games do ants play with elephants?
How do locomotives know where to go?
Why did the coal worker never sing the melody in the choir?
Why shouldn't you watch TV with a pig?
What is a basketball player's favorite type of jewelry?
What did the Dorito say to his son?