Why are locksmiths allowed to remain open on Labor Day?
They are key workers.
Where do pigs learn magic?
What do you call a robot that takes the long way?
What is a whale's favorite sport?
What did the man say when the calf attended church?
When building a house, what tool do dinos use the most?
What do cows say when you milk them?
Why are babies so good at basketball?
Why did the Easter Bunny panic when the kids decorated his eggs?
Which animal is the best at trying new things?
What do you call fowl that fly into windows?
What type of dog loves to take showers?
What did the antelope husband call his wife?
What did one gambler say to another on their anniversary?
What animal dresses the most fashionably?
Where does mist apply for a loan?
What's a baby vehicle's favorite book?
What do monkeys wear when they are cooking?
Why did the puppy get in trouble with his dad?
What did the paper say to the pencil?
What loaf of bread has a bad attitude?