Why are locksmiths allowed to remain open on Labor Day?
They are key workers.
How are you liking that anti-gravity book?
Where do sheep get their hair cut?
Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off?
Which animal will never go bald?
Why did the peach come home from work early?
What's a baby vehicle's favorite book?
How do deer tell their children to grow up?
Where do mermaids see movies?
Why was the spider so smart?
When did they play tennis in the Bible?
How do you organize a space party?
What do you call a deer that can use both hands?
What is it called when a cow accidentally burns itself?
What is CO2's favorite pasta?
How did the candy rescue the person lost at sea?
Why are hairdressers great at basketball?
Why wasn't the food on the small aircraft good?
What kind of water does an angel like?
Why did the chemist read the book on helium so fast?
Who is a carpenter's favorite singer?