What do you call the hen that regularly counts her eggs?
A mathmachicken.
What game do brothers play to annoy their sisters?
In the 80s and 90s, pastors loved to go on vacation.
What did the miner bring to the Labor Day BBQ?
Why didn't the elephant buy a suitcase for his summer camp?
Why do archers make great cow optometrists?
What sort of clothes does a pet dog wear?
Which animal is the leader of the mafia?
Why did the body of water think so much?
Why do sleep therapists love their work?
Why is spending NYE in Times Square overrated?
What did the stair machines call each other?
Why did the puppy get in trouble with his dad?
Why was the girl's photographic memory wasted on her?
What's a ghost's favorite drink?
Why is sand so optimistic?
Why are fish such good architects?
Where does the pepperoni go on vacation?
What do photographers read to their children before bed?
Why are hairdressers great at basketball?
What does a female lion call her mate?