What do you call the hen that regularly counts her eggs?
A mathmachicken.
What did the dog say when he sat on sandpaper?
What's the most colorful branch of the armed forces?
What's the snowman's New Year's resolution?
Why did the sheriff lock up his valentine?
Why don't fish play basketball?
What does a bicyclist ride during the winter?
How do you wake up Lady Gaga?
Who is a house's favorite band?
Why was the bee sad?
Why did the calf hate his school picture?
How do musicians show off on St. Patrick's Day?
Why did the gardener bury all his money?
When should you start writing a book?
What do you get when you play country music backwards?
Why are construction workers so good at parties?
How did Jesus's mom greet everyone on his birthday?
Where do monkeys take their kids to play?
What kind of music did the kids play for their dad?
What is a bird's favorite ballet?
What did Sherlock Holmes deduce when he woke up during his camping trip and saw the stars?