What is Earth, Wind, and Fire doing in September?
Dancing!
What has a lot of ears but can't hear a word you say?
What did the dog say when he sat on sandpaper?
What happened to the Dean who lost his job?
What's a science teacher's favorite type of tree?
What sport is always getting in trouble?
Where does the pepperoni go on vacation?
Which musician loves to make chili?
Why are penguins so awkward at parties?
What do you call an insincere horse?
Why did the map not want to be weighed?
How do deer tell their children to grow up?
What do you call a fancy dance for cats?
Which fly makes films?
My grandma started walking five miles a day when she was 60.
What is the best way to keep dogs out of the street?
What do pigs always order at Arby's®?
What happens when a cow doesn't shave?
What should you say at a salad bar restaurant?
What do you call a long line of people waiting for their hotdog?
How are you liking that anti-gravity book?