What is Earth, Wind, and Fire doing in September?
Dancing!
What math figure is also in the band?
Why do ballerinas always stay out late?
OK, that's enough fish puns.
Who invented fractions?
Which animal should never work for the government?
What's a doctor's favorite Olympic® sport?
What's the most popular cereal around the holidays?
What is a tree's favorite thing to drink?
Why did Harry Potter™ suddenly go bald in his teens?
Did you know that felines don't bite?
Which artist got her name for selling out arenas the quickest?
What does one secret agent cow say to another secret agent cow before a mission?
Why is there so much gossip in a beehive?
What do British people and golfers have in common?
What did the calculator tell his valentine?
Why did Dr. Frankenstein invite his monster over for dinner?
How much does freedom weigh?
What breed of dogs are actually wine connoisseurs?
What do trees keep as a pet?
What do Nestlé® chocolate chip cookies drive on?