What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue?
We have to stick together.
What do you call a tired tree?
What's the name of the winner of the chicken-eating contest?
What do you call someone who tells dad jokes, but doesn't have any kids?
To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you.
Did you hear about the one with the skunk on a camping trip?
Why do potted plants shower so much in April?
When Sunday and Monday get into a fight, who typically wins?
What's a sled dog's favorite snack?
How do we know that Saturn was married more than once?
What do you call a woman who sets fire to all her bills?
Why did the little boy take extra bread at communion?
Why do you put peanut butter in the road?
What would you get if you crossed the Easter Bunny with a famous French general?
Why do dogs run in circles?
Where do stars go to college?
Why did the astronaut's restaurant on the moon fail?
Why did the cow go to outer space?
Why did the airplane get grounded?
What do chicken families do on Saturday afternoon?
Why do cats always get what they want?