What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue?
We have to stick together.
Why did the wind want to go on vacation?
What do teachers do during summer break?
Knock knock. Who's there? Spell. Spell who?
Where do automobiles have picnics?
Where do pigs love to take naps?
Why did the dog put on a business suit?
Why did the nurse always choose the red crayon?
Why was the man stuck at the party?
Why did the car need to take an afternoon nap?
What time does everyone love to drink?
What do families sing when it strikes midnight on Thanksgiving?
Why did the patient think his doctor was lying about his diagnosis?
Why couldn't the McNuggets® cross the road?
Who does everyone's hair in space?
What happened when the quarterback told a joke to his receivers?
What do you call the hen that regularly counts her eggs?
What cookie is so small you can hardly eat it?
Why don't math teachers like conspiracy theories?
Why is it easy for chicks to talk?
What's a toad's favorite sweet?