Why shouldn't you watch TV with a pig?
They always hog the remote.
How do hurricanes see?
What do they serve at birthday parties in heaven?
Which fly makes films?
What did the Easter egg ask for at the hair salon?
What do you call it when CO2 goes out to dinner?
Why are fish so good at watching their weight?
What does bread say when it gets too warm?
Where do monkeys take their kids to play?
Why did the Secret Service bring a herd of cows to the White House?
What did the dad say when the boy asked him to explain the solar eclipse to him?
What do you call a cowboy who pursues a career in banking?
What did the woman say when Barbie™ picked up her kids from school?
Why did the pumpkin give up acting?
I broke my finger!
Did you hear about the Labor Day joke?
What type of vehicle should you use for a fall hayride?
Why did the chicken cross the net?
What do a striker and a magician have in common?
What do frogs eat in the summer?
Which celebrity is loved by all horses?