Why shouldn't you watch TV with a pig?
They always hog the remote.
What do you call a cow in a tornado?
Why would a frog wait for the bus?
What book do people who can't sing use during church service?
What happened to the city in France where the cheese factory exploded?
Where do spiders play their FA Cup final?
What's a pirate's favorite letter?
What's a mathematician's favorite book of the Bible?
How do fireflies start a race?
Why are lunges a great way to start exercising?
How does a single horse RSVP to a party?
What did the skeleton order at the bar?
Why did the big cat marry someone so much younger than her?
What did the ears of corn ask their parents to get them for Christmas?
What kind of dog thinks it's a bird?
Why was the rabbit happy on Valentine's Day?
What does Frosty's wife put on her face at night?
What do donkeys take to go to the store?
What's a frog's favorite year?
What kind of clothes does a house wear?
Knock knock. Who's there? Nobel. Nobel who?