Why shouldn't you watch TV with a pig?
They always hog the remote.
Why does Santa's sled get such good mileage?
What food is never allowed on the Titanic?
What kind of computers do horses use?
Where do books sleep?
What do you call a dog with spring allergies?
Why did the puppy get in trouble with his dad?
Why did the student eat their homework?
What kind of money do fishermen make?
Why don't elephants like playing cards in the jungle?
Which gaming system is always in a good mood?
Where does the president keep his razor?
What do you call a turkey the day after Thanksgiving?
How do you truly savor a hot dog?
What kind of jacket do you wear on a hike?
What's a chameleon's favorite issue to talk about?
Where do birds go on summer vacation?
Why was the dog arrested by the police?
How does NASA organize a company party?
What's the difference between a fish and a piano?
Why do elephants laugh anytime someone plays the piano?