What is a basketball player's favorite type of jewelry?
Hoop earrings.
How do you organize a space party?
Why was the pilot so easily distracted?
What day of the week takes nothing seriously?
Why did the airplane get grounded?
Why did the kid bring a ladder to school?
Why are sheep such great pranksters?
What's worse than raining cats and dogs?
What goes ooo ooo ooo?
What do you call a joke book for chickens?
What animal knows how to work a computer?
What does Rudolph call his wife?
What do female veggies wear to the beach?
How can you tell when a bird just passed gas?
Why are boxers good comedians?
Why are sheep always so warm in winter?
Where does money love to go shopping?
What do you call a woman who sets fire to all her bills?
How do you take a pig to the hospital?
What did the salad say to its dad?
Why did the cake strike out in baseball?