What is a basketball player's favorite type of jewelry?
Hoop earrings.
Why was the cat so small?
Why did the puppy siblings hang out in the trash can?
What position does lemonade play in baseball?
Why was the dog overweight?
When you die, what part of the body dies last?
Where do math teachers like to go on vacation?
Where does water do all its banking?
What song does the horizon sing every morning?
Which dance will a chicken not do?
My friend David had his ID stolen.
Why are stones so good at music?
Why did the DJ have to break up with his XM™️ radio?
What did summer say to spring?
What did President Hoover say the first time he saw fireworks?
OK, that's enough fish puns.
Why are boats so bad at asking for forgiveness?
Which animal is the best at trying new things?
Why didn't the two worms get on Noah's Ark in an apple?
What do you call a turkey the day after Thanksgiving?
What's a sled dog's favorite snack?