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Hoop earrings.
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Where's the best place for baby chickens to be born?
Why do rabbits make good jewelers?
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What did the train engineer's friend tell her when she did something crazy?
Who is the fastest reindeer?
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What grandma is always trying to give you fruit?
How was the wedding?
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