What is the best book to read in autumn?
Gourd of the Rings.
Where do German dogs sleep?
Why can't anyone find Jesus's grave?
Two silkworms got in a fight.
When should a mouse carry an umbrella?
What was the slogan for Santa's Elves' new business?
When do ghosts love to go camping?
What is it called when a cow accidentally burns itself?
What ingredient does a snowman always use for baking?
Why did the squirrel check into a mental hospital?
Where do dogs go when they need emergency medical care?
What snack did the dog buy at the movie theater?
Which type of traveler is the calmest?
Where do sailors leave their boats when they aren't at sea?
What do you call it if people get into a fist fight over chips?
What's worse than raining cats and dogs?
Anyone know the formula for water? Sure! H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O.
What do you call a lion who has eaten your mother's sister?
What animal keeps up with all the trends?
What is the worst holiday to watch old westerns on?
What's a science teacher's favorite type of tree?