What's the saddest part of the week?
Monday mourning.
Why did the stormcloud blow past New York on Thanksgiving?
What did the goat, cow, duck, and pig all call each other?
Where do bees go to the bathroom?
Why should you wear leather when trying to stay unnoticed?
Where does Piglet™️ store all his money?
What do you call a grammar professor who loves Christmas?
What is a ghost's favorite movie?
What did one tectonic plate say when he bumped into the other?
How do locomotives know where to go?
What car doesn't seem to go anywhere?
What's a dog's favorite city?
How can you tell if a tree is a dogwood?
What does a dolphin say when it's confused?
What do you say to a really good barista?
What sports are both plant-based?
What did the butterfly's kids say that made her cry?
Who is a house's favorite band?
What do you call it when a chemist gets way too angry?
Where do pigs sleep during the summer?
Why can birds afford a house in this economy?