What's the saddest part of the week?
Monday mourning.
Why was the fruit thrown in prison?
What kind of pet does Snow White™️ have?
Why did the chicken go to the seance?
What kind of flowers are the best for Mother's Day?
What animal makes the best lunches?
What do you call a pig's sore eye?
What do ghosts turn on in summer?
What do you call a cat who loves bowling?
What reads and lives in an apple?
What do you call your favorite brother-in-law?
Why do track athletes never give up on anything?
Why do grandparents smile all the time?
What did the old flower say to his grandkid?
Why is shrubbery so bad at being direct with people?
What kind of chocolate do they sell at the airport?
What's the most colorful branch of the armed forces?
What do you get if you cross a serpent and a trumpet?
What's the best band to listen to in autumn?
Who is the holiest cat in all of England?
Why didn't the cook season the Thanksgiving turkey?