What's the saddest part of the week?
Monday mourning.
What's the difference between pickleball and tennis?
Why did the computer run out of money?
Why do boneless wings scare so easily?
Why did the patient reveal secrets to her dentist?
What's a horse's favorite fruit?
How do you fix a broken jack-o-lantern?
Why does Rudolph love to get wet?
What's the loudest Christmas song?
What kind of bird works at a construction site?
How do you talk to a giant?
Do dads have fun on Father's Day?
I asked my dad what his favorite Father's Day gift was.
Where do baby cats learn to swim?
What do you call it when two boats become friends?
What did the llama say it would bring for the field trip?
What did the sun use for its sewing class?
Why are trees so good at interior design?
What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
What do weathercasters say while cleaning their kids' rooms?
What do golfers drink on the green?