What sport is always getting in trouble?
Bad-minton.
What animal has the most fun?
What did the baby balloon say to the mama balloon?
Why did the goal post get angry?
Do dads always snore?
What was the bunny's job at the hotel?
What do you call a rooster who wakes you up at the same time every morning?
What do you call a flower that runs on electricity?
What song does God sing when he wants a white Christmas?
How much does freedom weigh?
Why are kitten siblings always fighting?
Why was the pickle self-conscious?
What do you call two monkeys sharing an Amazon account?
Why do Labradors always have so much energy?
What three words can solve all of Dad's problems?
What was the boat nicknamed when she had twin boys?
How could the dolphin afford to buy a house?
Why are the brother and sister always cold?
Who invented the first airplane that couldn't take off?
What vehicles are in the best shape?
What do pharmacists say to their kids when they misbehave?