What sport is always getting in trouble?
Bad-minton.
Knock knock. Who's there? Spell. Spell who?
What did the Australian chess player say to his waiter when he was done eating?
Why aren't there any knock-knock jokes about the United States?
What makes a glow worm glow?
Which insects always make slightly better than average grades?
Why did the doctor let his dog help with his patients?
What was Jesus' favorite nursery song?
Why are Christmas trees so bad at sewing?
Why are grandparents and grandchildren always close to each other?
What animal loves Indian food?
What kind of bees hum and drop things?
Why are groundhogs so grouchy?
What car always breaks the rules?
What superhero takes the best photos in the dark?
What did the Easter egg ask for at the hair salon?
What is a parrot's favorite game?
What stories are told by basketball players?
Which celebrity has the best handwriting?
What holiday does Mike Tyson celebrate in December?
What did the dog say after his birthday party?