What sport is always getting in trouble?
Bad-minton.
What did the French chef say when he made a mistake?
Why was the attorney's pregnancy so easy for her?
Why do rabbits make good jewelers?
Why did the mountain cry all the time?
Which celebrity loves to read?
What do weathercasters say while cleaning their kids' rooms?
She Needed Her Balance Checked!
What's it called when a basketball team loses in the NCAA division 1 tournament?
What should you say to your sister when she's crying?
What animal is best at avoiding a punch?
What kind of dog loves to eat?
What would a feline order at Taco Bell®?
Why was Santa's little helper embarrassed?
What's good for both poker and theater?
What do you call a spring bee that can't make up its mind?
What do you call dogs that rarely bark?
How did Jesus's mom greet everyone on his birthday?
What did the outlet say to the power cord on their date?
Who helps the little pumpkins cross the road to school?
Why was the broom late for school?