Which celebrity loves to read?
Elliot Page.
Why can't you trust a pig?
Why did the pig stop sunbathing?
What dog wears contact lenses?
Which superhero is afraid of exterminators?
What is a tree's least favorite month?
What do you call a pig with no clothes on?
Why were the animal shelters at full capacity in the spring?
How do you get a country girl to like you?
Why was there traffic on the Oregon Trail?
What do gardeners always order at Outback Steakhouse®?
Why are penguins so awkward at parties?
What was the last thing that the balloon said to his father?
How do you get to Tooth Island?
Where do sheep get their hair cut?
What does the dog say when he's had a bad day?
What do you call a dog with spring allergies?
Why did the woman want to stop dating Spiderman?
Why did the puppy get in trouble with his dad?
When Sunday and Monday get into a fight, who typically wins?
Why are cheerleaders so festive in December?