What kind of dog loves to eat?
A Chow.
Who should carry the bear mace when hiking with friends?
Why did the cats ask for a drum set?
What did the hostess name her daughter?
What did the computer do at lunchtime?
Why did the airplane get grounded?
What did the dog say when he sat on sandpaper?
What snacks always have the best tan?
How do you know if a chicken egg will be a dad one day?
How do you make a Kleenex dance?
Wanna hear my favorite potassium joke?
What's a snake's strongest subject in school?
Why does the photon not need a suitcase?
What's a mermaid's favorite TV show?
What's a pirate's favorite color?
We tried to teach our cows how to be actors.
What's chips and guac's favorite constellation?
What do you get when you cross a rabbit with shellfish?
How did the baby tell her mom that she had a wet diaper?
Why did the Secret Service bring a herd of cows to the White House?
Why do porcupines always win the game?