What do weathercasters say while cleaning their kids' rooms?
It looks like a hurricane came through here!
Which carnival booth are basketball players best at?
What did the kid say when the instructor told him he'd missed school?
What did the skeleton order at the bar?
What do puppies use to take their lunch to school?
Why are the brother and sister always cold?
Why do hummingbirds hum instead of singing along to music?
What day never takes itself seriously?
Why are pigs so good at building houses?
Why do track athletes never give up on anything?
What do you call a dog that is left-handed?
Did you hear what happened to the pumpkin on Halloween?
Where do spiders play their FA Cup final?
What kind of car does Mickey Mouse's wife drive?
How do automobiles fly?
What do you call an 80-year-old cheerleader?
Why did the senator bring cookies to the congress session?
Why was the turkey taken out of the football game?
What is a zebra's favorite product for dental hygiene?
Why do golfers hate cake?
What sound do you hear when a cow breaks the sound barrier?