What do weathercasters say while cleaning their kids' rooms?
It looks like a hurricane came through here!
Does an apple a day really keep the doctor away?
What is a book's preferred method of communication?
What is a plane full of male cows called?
What happened when the owl lost his voice?
Why was the musician arrested?
Why was the fabric always laughing?
What is Homer Simpson's favorite ice cream?
What should someone say when their throat is a little hoarse?
What did they call Dracula when he won the league?
Why are skeletons so calm?
What do you call a lion who has eaten your mother's sister?
Why do librarians never make plans?
What does one dog do when they see another pup in trouble?
What do you call a cow that just gave birth?
Why do kittens know so much about church?
What's the best method for making an apple turnover?
Leprechauns are never afraid to follow their dreams.
What do you call it when someone falls on the way to their car?
What do my dog and my cellphone have in common?
What did Polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?