What do you call dogs that rarely bark?
Hushpuppies.
Why did the cloud date the fog?
Why can't Dalmatians play hide and seek?
What do you call a pig that's been arrested for bad driving?
Who should carry the bear mace when hiking with friends?
How do brand new spring flowers greet each other?
What do you call a famous turtle?
What do you call a cheap dog accessory?
What's the most common blood type for insects?
Why are fish such good architects?
What's the best type of movie about waterfowl?
Why is Peter Pan™ always flying?
What's always playing in Santa's workshop?
What was Jesus' favorite nursery song?
Have you ever seen Orion's Belt?
What did one flame say to the other on Valentine's Day?
Who do fish hire to play at their weddings?
Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?
What do you call a robot that takes the long way?
What did the robot want for Christmas?
What is a janitor's favorite movie?