What do you call dogs that rarely bark?
Hushpuppies.
Why did the bulldog have an accent?
What did the iceberg say to its dad?
What do you call the king of vegetables?
What kind of jacket do you wear on a hike?
What's a father's favorite flower?
What's a werewolf's favorite beer?
What do you call a cow in a tornado?
Why doesn't Dracula have any friends?
Why did the mare gain weight?
Why couldn't the firefighter save the burning funhouse?
What do you get if you cross a serpent and a trumpet?
Where do milkshakes come from?
How do you send a message in the forest?
What is a skeleton's favorite instrument?
What animal uses boats but never needs an oar?
What do cats use to take notes in meetings?
What animal cheers the loudest at sports games?
What do you call a bakery hardware store?
Why did the map not want to be weighed?
What does Santa call Christmastime?