What do you call dogs that rarely bark?
Hushpuppies.
What's a tornado's favorite game?
What's the ideal place for a dog to work?
What's a parent's favorite type of music?
What kind of watch does Bigfoot have?
Which animals make the best locksmiths?
What kind of ant is good at math?
What kinds of cats do kids love to play with?
How do you arrest a pig?
Why was the picture sent to jail?
What do you call it when someone becomes a vegetarian?
What did the dad say when his child asked, "Can you put my shoes on?"
Why did the clock get first place in the marathon?
Where do catchers sit at lunch?
Why is your lawyer such a smart guy?
What do you call it when you get bubbles in your mouth while singing in the shower?
What do nosey peppers do?
Which is the worst season?
What did summer say to spring?
What do you call a kangaroo's lazy joey?
Why did the cake strike out in baseball?