What do you call someone who tells dad jokes, but doesn't have any kids?
A faux pa.
What do you get from an Alaskan cow?
Why did the vampires cancel their baseball game?
Which founding father loves to sing?
What do chickens serve at birthday parties?
Why was the lamb so nervous at parties?
Which kitchen ingredient can also sing?
What do you get when you play country music backwards?
What do you call a famous turtle?
What is a golfer's worst nightmare?
What kind of tiles can't you stick on walls?
What's a farmer's favorite snack?
Why does Rudolph love to get wet?
Where do kittens go to school?
Why did the cow argue with everyone else on the farm?
What's a clock's favorite form of social media?
What did the sick chicken say?
Why was the new feline mom always so tired?
What do you call it when a bird does something bad?
Why did the map not want to be weighed?
What do you call a tiger running a copy machine?