What do you call someone who tells dad jokes, but doesn't have any kids?
A faux pa.
Why are elephants wiser than chickens?
What game does a rabbit always win?
What's the only snack you have to eat while lying down?
What do bees say in the summer?
Why do hummingbirds hum instead of singing along to music?
What restaurant always wins on Jeopardy?
Who is friends with everyone at school?
We tried to teach our cows how to be actors.
What do mice bring on a picnic?
Which drink is the most pleasant to be around?
How many beers does it take to get a tropical bird drunk?
What do you call it when a chemist gets way too angry?
Where do actors go to pray?
Why were the flies playing football in a saucer?
Someone stole my mood ring!
What do you put your drinks on in amusement parks?
What instrument do secretaries usually play?
What did the biologist wear on his big date?
What do a baseball team and a baker have in common?
What type of songs did cows like to listen to in the 1950s?