What do you call someone who tells dad jokes, but doesn't have any kids?
A faux pa.
Why is a baseball game a good place to go on a hot day?
Where do pigs love to take naps?
What did the bird ask its friend when it was worried about aging?
What do you call it when a dog is playing dead?
What is a mouse's favorite game?
What's a dog's least favorite kind of currency?
What do fireflies drink to stay hydrated?
Why do cats always get what they want?
How do billboards talk?
How is a sofa like a Thanksgiving turkey?
What types of dogs are bilingual?
Why do managers bring suitcases along to away games?
What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?
Which rock group consists of four men that don't sing?
What is a baker's favorite children's story?
What is a spider's favorite book?
Why was curiosity recently imprisoned?
Why don't elephants like playing cards in the jungle?
What pasta is always ready for a formal event?
Why did the twins join the Air Force?