What would a feline order at Taco Bell®?
A purr-rito.
Why don't skeletons ever go trick-or-treating on Halloween?
Why did Santa spell Christmas N-O-E?
Why are sheep such great pranksters?
Who are Frosty's parents?
What do pigs do over the summer?
How did the Vikings send secret messages?
Where do honeybees take their wives for their anniversary?
Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut?
Why did the mare gain weight?
What do you call a cheap dog accessory?
I rode my horse to town on Friday. The next day I rode back on Friday. How?
What sport can waiters play really well?
What kind of egg did the evil chicken lay?
What do dentists do on a rollercoaster?
What did autumn say to summer?
What is the best dance to do on Thanksgiving?
What did the Easter egg ask for at the hair salon?
What's a father's favorite flower?
What restaurant always wins on Jeopardy?
Why did the elk have great hair?