What's it called when a basketball team loses in the NCAA division 1 tournament?
March Sadness.
What type of bean doesn't have protein?
What do you get if you cross a dog with a telephone?
What did the puppy call his dad's best friend?
What goes by slower than a plot-less movie?
I'm not a bad putter.
Who is God's favorite superhero?
Why couldn't the sailors play cards?
What do frogs order when they get BBQ?
What job did the corn on the cob get?
How do basketball players eat Oreo® cookies?
Why did the botanist go to Harvard?
What do cows say when you milk them?
Where does the president keep his razor?
What do you call a surfer with a paper cut?
Who do green peas see when they aren't feeling well?
Why does Snoop Dogg always have an umbrella with him?
Why did the Yorkie make a bad watchdog?
Why are teddy bears never hungry?
What kind of car does Mickey Mouse's wife drive?
Which animal makes for a bad Christmas dinner?