What should you say to your sister when she's crying?
Are you having a cri-sis?
What kind of music do planets like?
What musical instrument is the best typist?
What is the unluckiest type of cat?
Why was the chameleon such a good cashier?
Why are dentist's kids so well-mannered?
What did the portable fan say to the ceiling fan?
Why are cowboys always religious?
What is the strongest animal?
Why did the scarecrow win an award?
What is a canine's favorite toy to play with in the snow?
Which of the cardinal sins is the cutest?
What should you do if someone parks their car on your lawn?
Why was the alien always crashing his ships?
How does a polar bear build a house?
What's a doll's favorite car?
What's a ghost's favorite work schedule?
Where did the boat go when it was sick?
Does an apple a day really keep the doctor away?
Where do mermaids see movies?
Why are elephants wiser than chickens?