What should you say to your sister when she's crying?
Are you having a cri-sis?
What type of bat doesn't fly?
Why do trees try new things so often?
What's a fork's favorite holiday?
Why was the soccer player so good at keeping her house clean?
What's a deer's favorite horror movie?
What type of barrel breaks easily?
What do you call a robot that takes the long way?
What did the kid say when the instructor told him he'd missed school?
What do ghosts eat on Halloween?
How do you stop an astronaut's baby from crying?
What do my dog and my cellphone have in common?
How do you measure a millennial?
Which relative loves rice?
Why did the polar bear fall into the water while talking to a girl?
What did the outlet say to the power cord on their date?
Why are frogs always happy?
Who did the monster take to the Halloween dance?
What did the slug say as he slipped down the wall?
Why are ghosts always single?
How do billboards talk?