What should you say to your sister when she's crying?
Are you having a cri-sis?
What did the Husky mom say to her puppies at dinner?
Why did the dinosaur cross the road?
Why do librarians never make plans?
Why couldn't the candy bars tell their children apart?
Where do frogs keep their money?
How did the farmer fix his torn overalls?
Why do dogs make great meteorologists?
What did Dad say at 11:59 PM on New Years Eve?
What do you call a 100-year-old frog?
What do you get when you cross a bell with a skunk?
What happens when a frog's car dies?
How do you know if a chicken egg will be a dad one day?
What is a toilet's favorite hand in poker?
How do you comfort a grammar teacher?
What's an astronaut's favorite snack?
What is a geography teacher's favorite Christmas decoration?
What did one oar say to another on Valentine's Day?
What animal knows how to work a computer?
What did the Alaskan say when his TV stopped working?
What do you call it when a rose runs a race in spring?