How do you know the sun will be back tomorrow?
It'll dawn on you.
What do cows say when you milk them?
What is a chicken's favorite vegetable?
What do you call a Zen egg?
Why aren't fish able to go on summer vacation?
Where did the school kittens go for their field trip?
What do you call hiking college students?
What did the stamp say to the envelope on Valentine's Day?
Bears love exotic cars.
How does a mouse feel after taking a shower?
What do Jedis® say on Valentine's Day?
What do you call a greedy elf?
Where do mixed drinks always go for dinner?
What should you do if you're on a road trip and you see a fork in the road?
Someone stole all my lamps.
Why did the chicken cross the playground?
What kind of pizza loves to be in photos?
What do pharmacists say to their kids when they misbehave?
What do you call a dangerous fish who drinks too much?
Why is a bee's hair always sticky?
Why hasn't the North Pole ever won a war?