How do you know the sun will be back tomorrow?
It'll dawn on you.
Did you hear about the two people who fell in love on a camping trip?
Why was the robot couple's anniversary in the fall?
What do you call a fly that enters a beehive?
What do grandmother deer do to their grandchildren?
How do automobiles fly?
How do you wash a lamb?
What's a worm's favorite holiday?
How can you tell when a bird just passed gas?
Guitarists are so stressed out.
What is a Tyrannosaurus's favorite piece of clothing?
What is time's favorite breed of dog?
How do lawyers say goodbye?
Where do mice leave their boats?
Why did the man buy the discounted TV with a broken volume control?
Which type of pigs constantly have foot problems?
Why did the mare gain weight?
What do you give a pony with a cold?
What do you say if you lose a game on St. Patrick's Day?
What do you call a baby monkey?
What kind of tights are impossible to wear?