What do lions eat on their cheat day?
Zebra® Cakes.
What did the bee say to the naughty bee?
What did the baby light bulb say to the mommy light bulb?
What's it called when a basketball team loses in the NCAA division 1 tournament?
What do you call it when cell phones have poor hitting averages in baseball?
Why did the twins join the Air Force?
What's the best type of movie about waterfowl?
What do you call a priest that becomes a lawyer?
Why shouldn't you trust atoms?
How do elephants talk to each other from long distances?
What do you call the Easter Bunny the Monday after Easter?
How did the mermaid call her friends?
What do you call a dog that meditates?
What's E.T. short for?
Why did the gardener bury all his money?
She Needed Her Balance Checked!
Do you have a date for Valentine's Day?
What do an English major and a football player have in common?
Why do superstitious people only use doorbells?
How does a pizza introduce itself?
What do a striker and a magician have in common?