What do lions eat on their cheat day?
Zebra® Cakes.
What is a duck's favorite dance?
How do dogs take breaks while watching a movie?
What did the puppy call his dad's best friend?
Why did the snowman call his dog Frost?
What type of car do pedicurists love to drive?
What did the pecan say to the walnut?
What do you call the former partner of a stingray?
What do you put your drinks on in amusement parks?
What birds make average students?
Which sea animal is the best with tools?
What do you call a car that's always thirsty?
What did the miner bring to the Labor Day BBQ?
What's the difference between a politician and a snail?
What's the best season to jump on a trampoline?
Why do hogs play so much football?
Which big cat never tells the truth?
Why didn't the elephant buy a suitcase for his summer camp?
Why is a fish easy to weigh?
What do you call a sad strawberry shake?
Why did the frog starve?