What does the sun drink out of?
Sunglasses.
How did Benjamin Franklin feel when he discovered electricity?
What horn never makes a sound?
Why did the student eat their homework?
Why did the sheep run across the busy highway?
Why did the turkey join the band?
What kind of money do fishermen make?
Why did the pianist put his head on the piano?
What do you get when you cross a crocodile with a rooster?
Why are ghosts always single?
What is Mike Tyson's favorite bowl?
What did the teacher say when the horse walked into the class?
What do a grandmother and a website have in common?
What's a mummy's favorite kind of music?
What did the paper say to the pencil?
Why do dogs make great meteorologists?
What did the bird's mom say when he talked just like his dad?
What was Jackie Kennedy's response to everything?
What do dogs drink their beverages out of?
Why was the picture sent to jail?
What did the sick chicken say?