What does the sun drink out of?
Sunglasses.
What superpower do all middle children have?
Why is a computer so smart?
How much room do fungi need in order to grow?
What's a writing utensil's favorite state?
What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie?
Why was the dog arrested by the police?
What did the boat say to the oar on Valentine's Day?
Why did the thief wear blue gloves?
What do snowmen eat for lunch?
What tree has the most bark?
Why are cat owners so good at tipping?
How did the lambs know they were going to have a daughter?
What do you find at the end of everything?
Why are elephants so wrinkled?
Why did the chicken walk across the street?
Why did the octopus have to stop writing his book?
Why did the aerospace engineer have a hard time passing English?
What did they name the Ohio town after the Pope's visit?
What is a spider's favorite book?
Why did the swine refuse to apologize?