What does the sun drink out of?
Sunglasses.
What did the chicken do when he saw a bucket of fried chicken?
What do you call a pile of cats?
What do you call someone with a dictionary in their pocket?
Why does the priest love swiss cheese?
What kind of birds do you usually find locked up?
Did you hear that H2O opened up a bike shop?
What did one pickle say to the other when it didn't get its way?
What did the baby balloon say to the mama balloon?
What do the undead use for virtual meetings?
Why did the runner quit the race against bigfoot?
What's the best season to jump on a trampoline?
How does the moon cut her hair?
Why do grasshoppers not go to many football games?
What do you call a cow who loves to work out?
What's Bigfoot's favorite musical part to sing?
Why are teddy bears never hungry?
What should someone say when their throat is a little hoarse?
Why did the computer run out of money?
What do pharmacists say to their kids when they misbehave?
What do you call a 100-year-old ant?