What does the sun drink out of?
Sunglasses.
What does Santa order at the bar?
How do eggs end a TV show?
What vegetables make the best music?
What is the quickest button on a radio?
Who is the holiest cat in all of England?
Why did the elf push his bed into the fireplace?
Which animal dresses like a lumberjack?
What do they call pastors in Germany?
What did the beaver say to the tree?
Why do cats always get what they want?
What did the waiter ask the frog?
Why don't dentists get along with manicurists?
What's a sled dog's favorite snack?
What was the detective duck trying to do?
Who is the fastest reindeer?
What's the ocean's favorite song?
Why do baby ferrets never get in trouble?
What do you call a household of counselors?
What is an herbalist's favorite brand of peanuts?
What's a gastrologist's favorite punctuation mark?