What side dish did the deer bring to the BBQ?
C-antelope.
What kind of car does Mickey Mouse's wife drive?
What did the dad tell his son when he had a bad dream on Christmas Eve?
What do you call a fly that enters a beehive?
Why is the lion so happy with his sons?
What do you call a river that thinks it's an ocean?
Where do sports go on a Valentine's Day date?
What do you get a lawyer for his birthday?
What kind of dog chases anything red?
What kind of pet does Snow White™️ have?
How is cat food sold?
What is a cow's dream job?
What do eye doctors do in their spare time?
Why are ghosts always single?
What do you call a tractor that gets paid for what it does?
What should you do when no one laughs at your science jokes?
Why did the dog lay down after playing fetch?
Which former US President gets most confused for money?
What is a vampire's favorite fruit?
What did the sardine call the submarine?
What sport is always getting in trouble?