Why didn't the elephant buy a suitcase for his summer camp?
Because he already had a trunk!
When you die, what part of the body dies last?
Knock knock. Who's there? Euripides. Euripides who?
Why are stringed instruments always in peak physical condition?
What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a rose?
When do astronauts eat?
Why were the animal shelters at full capacity in the spring?
What tea do footballers drink?
Why do cows always skip gym class?
Why did Spider-Man get in trouble with his mom?
What did the horse say when it collapsed?
Which part of a car is always the warmest?
What is a duck's favorite snack?
Which dogs are the best at getting girls?
What do donkeys take to go to the store?
What do trees wear to the lake?
What did the man say when the calf attended church?
Who is the ultimate father of the sea?
Why did the patient think his doctor was lying about his diagnosis?
Why are hairdressers great at basketball?
Why are books always so angry?