Why didn't the elephant buy a suitcase for his summer camp?
Because he already had a trunk!
How do locomotives know where to go?
Why did the coach go to the bank?
Why did Grandpa put wheels on his rocking chair?
What do vegetarians eat on Thanksgiving?
What grandma is always trying to give you fruit?
What did people say when the baker went crazy?
What do you get if you deep fry Santa Claus?
What do you call a cat that's in trouble with the police?
Who is every pig's least favorite actor?
What is Homer Simpson's favorite ice cream?
What did the bird ask its friend when it was worried about aging?
What do you call an ant who lives with your great uncle?
What do you call it when someone becomes a vegetarian?
Where does a scientist wizard work?
What do a sword and a piano have in common?
Who is the ultimate father of the sea?
Why do teachers make so many pies in September?
Why did the cow argue with everyone else on the farm?
What do you call a bear after it has eaten too much?
What do you get when you cross a dog and a calculator?