Why didn't the elephant buy a suitcase for his summer camp?
Because he already had a trunk!
How do you make a Kleenex dance?
Why did the soccer ball quit the team?
What dinosaur had the best vocabulary?
What did the dad say when his child asked, "Can you put my shoes on?"
What does a panda ghost say?
Why don't horses ever go to the doctor?
What did the kitten say when it lost its favorite toy?
Why did the astronaut couple break up?
What's a car's favorite scary movie?
Why couldn't the tiger run any faster in the race?
What game does chlorine never lose?
Why was the scrapbook so proud of its education?
Why is the snail the strongest animal?
What's a treat for both cows and dogs?
What did the ocean say to the beach?
Why was Billy fired from the banana shop?
What did the Parisian say after cutting his grass?
When should you start writing a book?
What sound do you hear when a cow breaks the sound barrier?
What's the main rule in zebra baseball?