Who is the worm's Prime Minister?
Maggot Thatcher.
Why couldn't the McNuggets® cross the road?
What animal floats best?
Did you hear about the wolves' all-night party?
What happened to the shark who swallowed a bunch of keys?
Why did the big cat get disqualified from the Olympics®?
What does Rudolph call his wife?
What shape has a knighthood?
Why do you have to wait so long for a train on Halloween?
Who is God's favorite superhero?
How are mountains able to see?
Why did the nurse always choose the red crayon?
Who is married to Dairy Queen®?
What did the rabbit want for his birthday?
Why did the chicken cross the basketball court?
Hear about the new restaurant called Karma?
What do you call a snowman's dog?
Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers?
What do you call a happy cowboy?
Which former US President gets most confused for money?
What does a fish say after sharing a new idea?