Who is the worm's Prime Minister?
Maggot Thatcher.
What did the paper say to the pencil?
What's the most popular hairdo on a farm?
How do you fix a broken jack-o-lantern?
Why does a barn sound so noisy?
What do you call the hen that regularly counts her eggs?
Where do vampires keep their money?
Why does Santa have 3 gardens?
Why did the puppy get in trouble with his dad?
What did the light bulb say to the lamp on Valentine's Day?
Why do cows go to New York?
Our friend wants to give up being a postman to be an actor.
How did the geologist get down from the mountain?
Why was the K9 such a devout Catholic?
What did the turkey say before Thanksgiving dinner?
How do snowmen get information?
What's a frog's favorite year?
Which musician loves to make chili?
Why hasn't the North Pole ever won a war?
What kind of chocolate do they sell at the airport?
Who is a bread-maker's favorite singer?