Who is the worm's Prime Minister?
Maggot Thatcher.
What's the holiest insect?
What did the bull's wife tell him when he worked out?
Why were the geese's children so self-conscious?
What birds make average students?
What did the duck say when his friend pulled a prank on him?
What is a vampire's favorite fruit?
Why should you be careful when telling jokes near glass?
Where do you take sick ponies?
What do my dog and my cellphone have in common?
Why couldn't the athlete listen to her music?
What animal loves to sway side-to-side?
What nationality are most fish?
Why did the kid try to use a candy bar to write on the sidewalk?
Why did the banana go to the doctor?
What's a steak's favorite shoe?
What do you call it when a cat is not environmentally friendly?
Which dance will a chicken not do?
Why did Adam quit his job at the helium factory?
Why did the biologist break up with the physicist?
Why do spiders always know the answer to everything?