What pop singer also makes a great weapon?
Britney Spears.
What do you call it when the ocean is calm around Christmastime?
Why did the calf hate his school picture?
Where do vampires keep their money?
Why don't moms tell mom jokes?
What's a bat's favorite game?
Which dog loves to rob banks?
My dad told me a joke about boxing.
Why are bakers also often hippies?
What did one popsicle say to the other popsicle?
What is a pony's favorite condiment?
Why did Granny put her cell phone in the fridge?
Why should you wear leather when trying to stay unnoticed?
Where do hikers go for a drink after a long day out in the mountains?
What do you do if your husband can't appreciate fruit jokes?
What is a parrot's favorite game?
How do mice celebrate when they move home?
What did the monkey say when the baboon stole its money?
What is a math teacher's favorite sum?
What did one gambler say to another on their anniversary?
I stayed up all night to see where the sun went.