What should clumsy people avoid when hiking?
Waterfalls.
Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?
What type of birds stay together forever?
Why shouldn't you buy anything with velcro?
Why was the cat so small?
Why did the cat put on a cocktail dress?
What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter?
What did the ears of corn ask their parents to get them for Christmas?
Why is the lion so happy with his sons?
What do you get if you cross a dog with a telephone?
Why do piggy banks give the best advice?
What kind of money do fishermen make?
Why was the lamb so nervous at parties?
What roads do ghosts haunt on Halloween?
Any maid is great at keeping secrets.
What do you call an artistic dog?
Bears love exotic cars.
What is an insect's favorite game?
What bird is losing its hair?
Where do hikers go for a drink after a long day out in the mountains?
How do dog catchers get paid?