What should clumsy people avoid when hiking?
Waterfalls.
Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers?
What are baby potatoes called?
Why were the angels so helpful in the community?
Where do belly buttons go to college?
What's the politest month?
Who do all the Catholic dogs pray to?
What kind of key opens a haunted house?
Do you have the best ceiling?
Which superhero is best at baseball?
What goes zzub, zzub?
Where do rabbits go after their wedding ceremony?
What is a vampire's favorite sport?
What does one Valentine's Day card say to another that is physically fit?
What did the wasp do when he got hot?
Why are frogs always so happy?
What do you eat on July 5th?
What kind of animal is great at fixing flat tires?
Why are hockey rinks always rounded?
What's the difference between a dog and a tree?
What nut can you never use a credit card to buy?