Why do piggy banks give the best advice?
Because they're filled with so much common cents.
What do you get if you cross a frog with a rabbit?
Do you know the name Pavlov?
What is Jesus's favorite Beatles song?
Where do chips wear socks?
What's the scariest letter?
What kind of gift do you get for the World's Best Dentist?
What animal has the most fun?
What's the name of Scrooge's brother with bad allergies?
Did you hear about that anti-social fish?
Which state has the best streets?
What do cows always add to their salad?
What did the mouse want for its birthday?
What is a mom's favorite game?
Why was the caboose always sneezing?
What do you get if you cross a serpent and a trumpet?
Where do books love to go on vacation?
Why do football players make great fishermen?
What part of the orchestra do rhinos play in?
Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?
What happens to you when you lift a lot of logs?