Why do piggy banks give the best advice?
Because they're filled with so much common cents.
Who do superheroes go to see when they're not feeling well?
What do nosey peppers do?
Why is golf harder than baseball?
What do you call the king of vegetables?
Why did the tree need to take a nap?
What's the difference between a bad joke and a dad joke?
Where's the best place to grow flowers in school?
Why did Mom stop letting Grandma bring the healthy side to Thanksgiving?
What horn never makes a sound?
What happened when the dog swallowed a clock?
What happened to the chicken whose feathers were all pointing the wrong way?
What did the baby corn say to the mom corn?
What do you get if you cross a cow with a camel?
Why was the moth so unpopular?
What goes zzub, zzub?
What happened to the shark who swallowed a bunch of keys?
How do vampires get around on Halloween?
Why was the seafood restaurant being investigated by the IRS?
People are so hard on car mechanics.
What did Santa bring to the potluck?