Why do piggy banks give the best advice?
Because they're filled with so much common cents.
What did the dentist call the x-ray he took of your mouth?
What instrument did the plus sign play in band?
Why are all priests fit?
What did the father tomato say to the baby tomato while on a family walk?
What did the astronaut say to the three-headed alien?
Why did the Little League® player run to the park during his time at bat?
Why did the cloud date the fog?
Which CIA agent is the best baker?
Do you want to hear a Star Wars® joke?
What kind of Valentine's Day candy is never on time?
What do you call siblings who love math?
What do the undead use for virtual meetings?
What happened to the dancer at Seafood Disco?
Why was the soccer player so good at keeping her house clean?
My New Year's resolution is to stop procrastinating.
What do cats use to beat eggs?
Where can you both travel and eat tasty sandwiches?
Why did the hippie's microwave stop working?
Where do mermaids see movies?
Who do fish hire to play at their weddings?