Why do piggy banks give the best advice?
Because they're filled with so much common cents.
What tree is always ready for fall baking?
What do you say to Simba when he's moving too slowly?
What do you call a cow with a twitch?
Why did I name my printer Bob Marley?
What kind of food does work on an apartment building?
Why did the two science teachers start dating?
Where do honeybees stay while on vacation?
Why is laughter the best medicine?
What's a cat's favorite song?
Why does bread have a hard time waking up in the morning?
What do you call a fish wearing a tux?
Why did the goal post get angry?
Why did the leprechaun wear a bracelet made of cereal?
What are a schoolteacher's 3 favorite words?
What do fireflies drink to stay hydrated?
Why is tennis such a loud sport?
Who do green peas see when they aren't feeling well?
What's a doctor's favorite Olympic® sport?
What is Mike Tyson's favorite bowl?
What do birds say to encourage each other?