What do you get if you cross a dog with a telephone?
A golden receiver.
Why do grizzly bear families always bring sunscreen to the beach?
Why is it wrong to steal a thesaurus?
Why did the cow argue with everyone else on the farm?
What do weathercasters say while cleaning their kids' rooms?
What kind of story do trees love to tell?
What do you call an emergency in the spring?
Why are all priests fit?
Why are ghosts always in trouble?
Which band is always treated like royalty?
Why can you never find the number nine?
What do you get if you cross some ants with some tics?
What would you get if you crossed the Easter Bunny with a famous French general?
Why is winter considered holy?
How does a pizza introduce itself?
How long did Cain dislike his brother?
What did the confused bee say?
Does an apple a day really keep the doctor away?
What's the best thing to put into a pie?
What's a reptile's favorite movie?
What do female veggies wear to the beach?