What do you get if you cross a dog with a telephone?
A golden receiver.
What's a partridge's favorite fruit?
How did the mountain lion finally lose weight?
What did the pen say to the pencil?
What do you call a martial artist's facial hair?
What do basketball players and lawyers have in common?
What kind of pants do fish wear?
What is a chicken's favorite vegetable?
Why don't basketball players vacation well?
Where does a veterinarian's husband sleep when they're fighting?
What's the difference between cats and dogs?
What's a doll's favorite car?
Why are cat owners so good at tipping?
Why should you be careful playing against a team of big cats?
Why did the man bring his swim trunks to the bar?
What's the most fashionable side at Thanksgiving?
What do you get if you cross a trout with an apartment?
If there are eight sheep, three dogs, and one herdsman, how many feet are there?
My friend told me I had to stop acting like a flamingo.
Why do elephants have trunks?
What do you call a group of elephants in the pool?