What do you get if you cross a dog with a telephone?
A golden receiver.
Why did the barber win the race?
What type of pasta helps you relax?
How does a polar bear build a house?
Why did the lawn mower get kicked off the team?
Who is a carpenter's favorite singer?
Which vehicle did the best on its SATs?
What animal always goes to bed with its shoes on?
What was Jesus' favorite nursery song?
How do fish watch TV shows?
What do you call a monkey that wins a sporting event?
What did the policeman yell to the baseball that just robbed a bank?
What happens when grass goes out of town?
What does a bicyclist ride during the winter?
What did the leafy greens say when they were trapped in the fridge?
Why did the little boy cut off all the branches on the Christmas tree?
What did the sun use for its sewing class?
What did Snow White™️ call her chicken?
What animals make the best students?
Why did the man bring his swim trunks to the bar?
What do you call a crate of ducks?