What do you get if you cross a dog with a telephone?
A golden receiver.
What do a tick and the Louvre have in common?
What is the most attractive fruit?
What do you get if you cross a duck with a firework?
What's the best band to listen to in autumn?
Why do we never tell jokes about pizza?
Which football team has the coolest helmets?
What do vegetarians eat on Thanksgiving?
What did the bun do when its plans suddenly changed?
What snack did the dog buy at the movie theater?
Where does the stingray's husband hang out?
Which superhero is afraid of exterminators?
What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
How do you organize a space party?
Which cartoon character loves the outdoors?
Why do mice need oiling?
Did you hear about the famous pickle?
Everyone says that mushroom is such a fungi, so why didn't they have the party at his house?
What does Santa call Christmastime?
What car always breaks the rules?
What did the woman say when Barbie™ picked up her kids from school?