Why shouldn't you buy anything with velcro?
They're a total rip-off.
What type of bean doesn't have protein?
Why did the lamb's mom have to lock her door at night?
What can a puppy do to avoid growing into a hot dog?
What do minions always put in their salads?
Why did the teacher lead a marine biology seminar?
My friend David had his ID stolen.
How do you know if a chicken egg will be a dad one day?
Why did the banana go to the doctor?
Which yearbook superlative did the dog win?
Where do logs like to go on hikes?
Wanna hear a long dad joke?
Which celebrity has the best handwriting?
What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?
Why couldn't anyone call the zoo?
Why is Dad hugging the barbecue?
How do you make antifreeze?
Why are grandkids so great?
What's a cucumber's favorite sport?
What animal loves to sway side-to-side?
Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda?