Why shouldn't you buy anything with velcro?
They're a total rip-off.
What do you call a snowman's dog?
What did they call the canary that flew into the pastry dish?
What superhero takes the best photos in the dark?
Why are surfers so good at conflict resolution?
What do cows say when their children whine over nothing?
Did you hear the joke about peanut butter?
Why were the flies playing football in a saucer?
When you die, what part of the body dies last?
Which accessory can you only wear in the car?
Why do hogs make terrible dinner guests?
What do bees chew?
Why do runners watch so much TV?
How do automobiles fly?
What is a mechanic's favorite time of year?
What is a robot's favorite snack?
What side dish did the deer bring to the BBQ?
What do goats and moms have in common?
Why did the broom get a poor grade in school?
Why did the man get tacos every hour?
What did the group of hobbits name their band?