Why shouldn't you buy anything with velcro?
They're a total rip-off.
Which famous singer loves to play with Barbie™ dolls?
Why was the bowling ball anxious?
Why do diners never serve lobster?
What kind of dog works at a bakery?
Why are monkeys lousy workers?
Why was Santa's little helper embarrassed?
What kind of birds do you usually find locked up?
What did the dog say when he sat on sandpaper?
What do you call two birds in love?
What did the woman ask God for while driving?
What's a vegetable's favorite kind of joke?
I can cut down a tree only using my vision...
What do you call a cow that can play a musical instrument?
What do ducks have for lunch?
Why does an elephant wear sneakers?
Why did the lamb cross the road?
What do you call a cow in a tornado?
What time does everyone love to drink?
Did you hear about the one with the skunk on a camping trip?
Why did the octopus have to stop writing his book?