What shape has a knighthood?
Cir-cle.
What did the pizza say to the gorgeous topping?
What did Han Solo say to Luke Skywalker on Thanksgiving?
Why were the elephants thrown out of the swimming pool?
Which celebrity loves to read?
What animal knows how to work a computer?
What do you call a cheap dog accessory?
What do rich squirrels eat?
What does the dog say when he's had a bad day?
What's a kitty's favorite book?
Where does water do all its banking?
Why didn't the dog want to play football?
Why did the boy go back to school with his pants tucked into his socks?
What do you call a rabbit barber?
Why was the math book sad?
What's the snowman's New Year's resolution?
What's a dog's favorite type of Chex Mix™?
What is a basketball player's favorite type of jewelry?
What did the sailor want from his son for Father's Day?
What did the panda give his dad on Father's Day?
Why did the cat go to the bathroom in the trash can?