What shape has a knighthood?
Cir-cle.
How do you make antifreeze?
What animal won the bobbing for apples contest at the fair?
Why did the robot take a summer vacation?
What did the baby bull grow up to be?
What do you call a factory that only makes decent products?
Who is the worm's Prime Minister?
What's a steak's favorite shoe?
What do you call the donkey with 3 legs?
How does a barber get to work?
Why did the turtle cross the road?
What is a table you can eat?
What did the puppy want to be when he grew up?
Why are monkeys lousy workers?
What is dry on the outside, filled with water, and blows up buildings?
What famous scientist will try anything?
Why was the fish so smart?
What's the most popular dish at church brunch?
What do goats and moms have in common?
What do you get if you cross a dog with a telephone?
What did the mommy spider say to her baby?