What shape has a knighthood?
Cir-cle.
Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?
What do you get when two plants kiss?
Why did someone ask the baseball player to punch them?
What bird ends up constantly getting hurt?
What kind of shoes do you make with banana skins?
What school project did the plant have to turn in on Heritage Day?
Why are kitten siblings always fighting?
Who do fish see when they aren't feeling well?
Why did the puppy siblings hang out in the trash can?
When building a house, what tool do dinos use the most?
How much does freedom weigh?
Why was the cat so small?
What do you call the story of The Three Little Pigs?
How would the weather be in a country ruled by pets?
Why do managers bring suitcases along to away games?
Where do goldfish go camping?
What kind of shoes do spies wear when they're on the clock?
Why are skeletons always hungry?
What did the mother rope say to her child?
What's a sheep's preferred type of clothing?