Where does water do all its banking?
Well-s Fargo.
What animal loves to sway side-to-side?
Why did the barber win the race?
Why are baseball players so good at math?
What did the mother ghost say to the naughty baby ghost?
Why is Peter Pan™ always flying?
What did the BBQ pit master call his significant other?
What kind of restaurant do ghosts prefer?
What type of dog loves to take showers?
What do you call someone who sees a robbery at an Apple Store?
I rode my horse to town on Friday. The next day I rode back on Friday. How?
Which dog makes the best mineral prospector?
How are teens like cats?
What's the problem with eating too much pumpkin pie this time of year?
How do you get out of an elephant's stomach?
What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?
What happened when the lion ate the comedian?
What did the judge say when a skunk walked into the courtroom?
Why did the baby chick wear makeup to school?
Which celebrity became a great detective?
Have you seen the sweater my grandma made me?