What do rich squirrels eat?
Cashews.
What did they name the Ohio town after the Pope's visit?
Which animals make the best locksmiths?
Why did the monkeys start eating watermelon at the zoo?
Did you hear the joke about the football game with the 0-0 score?
Which celebrity provides legal counsel on the side?
What does the sun say to the moon every day at sunset?
What is another term for the price of gas?
What is Homer Simpson's favorite animal?
What kind of monkey flies to school?
What do you call a bunch of animals that can't stop cracking jokes?
What's a priest's favorite food?
What do you call a cat who loves bowling?
What's the problem with eating too much pumpkin pie this time of year?
Why didn't the baseball player want to touch the ball?
Why are cats good at playing video games?
What do you call a football player who's almost good enough to be quarterback?
How does a barber get to work?
Did you hear about the two people who fell in love on a camping trip?
What should you wear to Thanksgiving dinner?
What day of the week do chickens hide?