What do rich squirrels eat?
Cashews.
What is the emptiest holiday?
What's an elephant's favorite vegetable?
Why did the cow argue with everyone else on the farm?
What's a decade's favorite sport?
What do you call a dog that is left-handed?
What do you call it when you get bubbles in your mouth while singing in the shower?
Why don't fish play basketball?
What type of pasta helps you relax?
What did the baby horse say when his mom asked if he was hungry?
Why are bakers paid so much money?
Why don't wolves like fast food?
What's the difference between cats and dogs?
What do you get if you cross a tiger with a snowman?
Why are dentist's kids so well-mannered?
What table can you never sit at?
Did you hear about the one with the skunk on a camping trip?
What did the horses say when they saw their friend who lives across the street?
What constantly moves forward but never learns anything?
What are the strongest days of the week?
What should you wear to a tea party?