What do rich squirrels eat?
Cashews.
Why did the cat go to the bathroom in the trash can?
Why are teddy bears never hungry?
Why do track athletes never give up on anything?
What did one dandelion say to the other dandelion?
Why does a barn sound so noisy?
The museum curator needed a break.
What do you call a pig who swims in the pool for too long during summer?
What kind of tree loves to high-five?
What game did the cat like to play with the mouse?
What did the boy say after a long day at the beach?
What's the best band to listen to in autumn?
What did the pecan say to the walnut?
What does a lion call an antelope?
Why were the flies playing football in a saucer?
Why did the man give up being a taxi driver?
What did the tree say when autumn came around?
What do you get if you cross a tiger with a snowman?
What kind of cheese can you sew with?
What do mice bring on a picnic?
Which vegetables have the hardest time swallowing their food?