Why didn't the dog want to play football?
It was a boxer.
What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo?
Why was the fruit thrown in prison?
That bird won't stop squawking.
What's a chip's favorite way to score in basketball?
Which superhero is here to solve world hunger?
What kind of tea did the American colonists want?
What do you call a gathering of single hikers?
Why did the Easter egg hide?
What's a pretzel's favorite dance?
What did the buffalo say when he dropped his son off at school?
Why wasn't the food on the small aircraft good?
What happened when the peanut walked into a bar?
What's the king of all school supplies?
What does Santa call Christmastime?
Why was the dog overweight?
Why do the Moon and the Earth get along best during the summer?
What's both a number one hit and a total failure?
Why did the banana go to the doctor?
What sound does a witch's car make?
What do you call a bee with a spell on him?