Why didn't the dog want to play football?
It was a boxer.
What do frogs eat in the summer?
What is the tallest building in the world?
What did the turkey say before Thanksgiving dinner?
How does Darth Vader like his toast?
Why did the puppy siblings hang out in the trash can?
What kinds of animals do bulldogs love to hang out with?
Which animal loves to scare trick-or-treaters?
How do football players deal with their problems?
What do you get if you cross a cow with a camel?
What do you call a kangaroo's lazy joey?
What does the ghost say when she greets her boyfriend?
What animal is best at avoiding a punch?
Why are Olympians so picky about their vehicles?
Why couldn't the McNuggets® cross the road?
What happened to the scientist that really loved potassium?
Why is it a bad idea to get married by the Pacific Ocean?
What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?
What do you get a lawyer for his birthday?
How could the dolphin afford to buy a house?
What game do baby ghosts love to play?