Why didn't the dog want to play football?
It was a boxer.
What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?
What do you call a cow with a twitch?
Why do cats always get what they want?
Where do moms like to vacation in Florida?
What goes zzub, zzub?
What makes music in your hair?
Why did the tomato go out with the prune?
Why was the snake coughing so much?
What is Homer Simpson's favorite animal?
What do you say to a really good barista?
Which former US President was always cold?
Which animal loves to have a good time?
Why was the man stuck at the party?
What is a parrot's favorite game?
How do bunnies stay fit?
Why didn't the cheese want to hang out with the knife?
How was the wedding?
Why did the gardener bury all his money?
What is a mouse's favorite game?
Why was the robot so sleepy after her road trip?