What did the pizza say to the gorgeous topping?
I never SAUsage a beautiful face!
What food is a man's best friend?
Where do bees go to the bathroom?
Which celebrity loves to read?
What celebrity is at the center of a plum?
What is a robot's favorite snack?
Why did the wind want to go on vacation?
What candy is always getting in fights with each other?
What type of undergarments does a lawyer wear?
What do you get when you cross a crocodile with a rooster?
Where do football directors go when they are fed up?
Why is heaven always so tidy?
What did the dentist say to the beaver?
Who is a cow's favorite celebrity?
What goes up when the rain comes down?
Why did the mosquito go to the dentist?
Why do librarians never make plans?
Why did the squid go to the office supplies store?
What did the Parisian say after cutting his grass?
Everyone says that mushroom is such a fungi, so why didn't they have the party at his house?
What do dogs wear on their ears when it's cold outside?