Why was the math book sad?
It had a lot of problems.
Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house?
Why did the sheriff lock up his valentine?
Where do dads go to dance on Father's Day?
How many beers does it take to get a tropical bird drunk?
How does cardboard get its workout in?
What do you call a vacation at home?
What sport is full of interior designers?
Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?
What happens when a cow doesn't shave?
Why couldn't the firefighter save the burning funhouse?
Which celebrity has the loudest scream?
What happened to the glow worm who was squashed?
What did the man say when he accidentally bumped into the famous country singer?
What car can you only see twice a year?
Which forest animal loves to eat Lay's®?
To whom do fish go to borrow money?
Why did the teacher wear sunglasses on the last day of school?
How does a cow do math?
What is the most attractive fruit?
Why can you never find the number nine?