Why was the math book sad?
It had a lot of problems.
Shoutout to my grandma!
If you had to vote which one is faster, would you choose hot or cold?
What is a book's preferred method of communication?
What kind of instrument can someone play with their stomach?
What's the king of all school supplies?
What is a geography teacher's favorite Christmas decoration?
What do you call a grammar professor who loves Christmas?
Why did the monkeys start eating watermelon at the zoo?
What's a dog's least favorite kind of shirt?
What does one Valentine's Day card say to another that is physically fit?
What kind of pie does a bird love to eat?
Why are monkeys so bad at playing Simon Says?
Which cartoon character always knows everyone's secrets?
If you need help building an ark...
Why are construction workers so good at parties?
What is the difference between fleas and dogs?
Why are baseball games at night?
Why did the cat go to medical school?
What kind of music did the kids play for their dad?
What happened when the lion ate the comedian?