Why was the math book sad?
It had a lot of problems.
What is a CIA agent's go-to road trip game?
How did Barack ask Michelle to be his wife?
What kind of bees hum and drop things?
Which animals make the best football players?
Why did the cat go to medical school?
Why do elephants laugh anytime someone plays the piano?
What do you call a woodpecker without a beak?
Why do cows like being told jokes?
What did the dad say when his child asked if he got a haircut?
What do you call the sound made by a new lottery winner?
Why was the mean not looking forward to the end of the school year?
Why did Tigger™ stick his head in the toilet?
Why did the sea captain go on so many dates?
What did the mama goat say to her child?
How do cats make a birthday cake?
What did people say about Helium after he made everyone laugh at the party?
What type of undergarments does a lawyer wear?
What food is a man's best friend?
Why did the scientist hang the periodic table posters?
We tried to teach our cows how to be actors.