What do you call a rabbit barber?
A hare stylist.
What do minions always put in their salads?
What did one pencil say to the other on the first day of school?
Why is corn so popular on Thanksgiving?
What was so bad about the Fourth of July picnic?
What does a spy do when he gets cold?
What's the difference between a politician and a snail?
What happened to the scientist that really loved potassium?
What do dog dads play with their puppies in the backyard?
Why did the body of water think so much?
What did the Australian chess player say to his waiter when he was done eating?
Why does rain make a great waiter at a restaurant?
Where do vehicles hang out all summer?
How do you know if a chicken egg will be a dad one day?
Which state has the best streets?
How did Jesus's mom greet everyone on his birthday?
What did Jay-Z call his wife before they got married?
Why did the Little League® player run to the park during his time at bat?
How do scientists freshen their breath?
What do you call a fancy dance for cats?
What does Santa order at the bar?