What does one secret agent cow say to another secret agent cow before a mission?
Are you going udder cover?
What condiment has wings?
What's another name for a grandfather clock?
Which insects always make slightly better than average grades?
What did the tree say when his kid wanted an expensive toy?
Why do mama kangaroos hate rainy days?
What did the kittens do to their new owner's house?
Which founding father loves to sing?
What should you put in your coffee on St. Patrick's Day?
Why couldn't a guy with glasses feel the force?
What are rental cars called in Spain?
Why did Harry Potter™ suddenly go bald in his teens?
What's a pirate's favorite color?
What did the grandpa corn say to his grandson?
What does an old deer say when he's feeling young?
What did the fisherman say to the magician?
Why was the musician arrested?
Everyone says that mushroom is such a fungi, so why didn't they have the party at his house?
Why are elephants wiser than chickens?
Why did the Uber driver get fired?
Why did the duck cross the road?