What do clouds do as soon as they make money?
Make it rain.
What's a bat's favorite game?
Why was the dairy grumpy?
Why did Adam and Eve get kicked out of the garden?
Why was the glow worm unhappy?
How did the phone propose to his girlfriend on Valentine's Day?
Why did the teacher jump into the ocean?
How do horses stay in such great shape?
What type of birds stay together forever?
What soup do Santa's helpers love most?
Why were dancers in the '70s always sick?
When Sunday and Monday get into a fight, who typically wins?
Why did the echo get detention?
Why do teachers make so many pies in September?
What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a rose?
Who are crows' favorite family members?
What do pigs always order at Arby's®?
What is the best thing to say to inspire a bird?
Why did the sheep run across the busy highway?
Why did the cake strike out in baseball?
What's a watch's eldest relative?