What do clouds do as soon as they make money?
Make it rain.
What do mice do when they're at home?
What kind of pole is short and floppy?
What's a duck's favorite ballet?
What did the kid say when the instructor told him he'd missed school?
What did the golfer dad want for Father's Day?
Which insects always make slightly better than average grades?
What fairy loves to count?
What kind of tiles can't you stick on walls?
What do you call a depressed strawberry?
Why did the puppy siblings hang out in the trash can?
What do you call it when someone asks for their coworker's hand in marriage?
Why doesn't Winnie the Pooh™ wear shoes?
It's allergy season again?
Why are maps such great therapists?
Why did the baby chick wear makeup to school?
Which football team has the coolest helmets?
What's the last letter in the alphabet?
Why can't anyone find Jesus's grave?
What does the cow say when her kid closes the barn door?
What do they serve at birthday parties in heaven?