What do clouds do as soon as they make money?
Make it rain.
What should clumsy people avoid when hiking?
Which cats have the best manners?
What's it called when the Queen gets embarrassed?
How often should you make chemistry jokes?
What do cats say when their basketball shot misses the basket?
How many chimneys does Father Christmas go down?
What instrument does a bull from Paris play?
Someone stole all my lamps.
Why do horses make such good debt collectors?
How do dog moms tell stories to their kids?
What do pigs do over the summer?
Why doesn't anybody like noisy tennis players?
What's both a number one hit and a total failure?
Why are ghosts always single?
What is Zeus's favorite 70s rock song?
Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?
Why do baseball players love bowling?
What do my dog and my cellphone have in common?
Did you hear the joke about the pop fly?
Why is tennis such a loud sport?