Why did the nurse always choose the red crayon?
Because she always has to draw blood.
What class do kids love to pass gas in?
Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house?
Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda?
What do you call a martial artist's facial hair?
Where should you plant flowers along the road?
Where do ghosts go on vacation?
What did the sun use for its sewing class?
What did the grandpa corn say to his grandson?
What did the computer do at lunchtime?
What bird ends up constantly getting hurt?
How do you make a cow float?
What did the mother ghost say to the naughty baby ghost?
Who did the monster take to the Halloween dance?
What do sheep always carry on a hot day?
What tea do footballers drink?
What do you get if you cross a frog and a dog?
What did the dog say when his owner poured his food?
What do you say to Simba when he's moving too slowly?
Why was the cat so small?
What do you call a cheap dog accessory?