Why did the nurse always choose the red crayon?
Because she always has to draw blood.
What do ghosts turn on in summer?
What do you get if you cross a frog with a rabbit?
What kind of snake would you find on a car?
What did the mother rope say to her child?
Why did the soccer ball quit the team?
Why are the Middle Ages sometimes called the Dark Ages?
What do you call the donkey with 3 legs?
What do pigs do over the summer?
What's the best type of movie about waterfowl?
Which animal will never go bald?
Who's the biggest downer in baseball?
What's an English teacher's favorite cereal?
How do you stop an astronaut's baby from crying?
Where do vampires keep their money?
What's the last letter in the alphabet?
Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?
How does Cupid visit his girlfriend?
What did the French chef say when he made a mistake?
What do you call a cow in a tornado?
What vegetable does Michelle Obama love most?