Why did the nurse always choose the red crayon?
Because she always has to draw blood.
What did the bee say to the flower?
What do jokesters study in college?
Why did the sausage quit playing baseball?
Why did the boy go back to school with his pants tucked into his socks?
How can you make 7 even?
Which cartoon character loves the outdoors?
Does your shoe have a hole in it?
Who is the most popular pop singer in space?
What do you get if you cross a serpent and a trumpet?
What is a cow's dream job?
What do you call a bakery thief that leaves a trail?
Why does Humpty Dumpty enjoy camping in autumn?
What do they call pastors in Germany?
Why do we tell actors to break a leg?
Why was the horse so bad at dressage?
What do chicken families do on Saturday afternoon?
Why do trees hate going to school?
What do you call a lemon that cleans things?
Where do ships always get stuck?
What kind of monkey flies to school?