Why did the nurse always choose the red crayon?
Because she always has to draw blood.
What's a writing utensil's favorite state?
Did you hear what happened to the pumpkin on Halloween?
Why was the spider so smart?
Why are boats so bad at asking for forgiveness?
What do you call a cow that just had a baby?
What's a soda's favorite show at Disneyland®?
What event do spiders love to attend?
What do you call a deer with no eyes?
What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?
Does an apple a day really keep the doctor away?
What did the lawyer name his daughter?
What kind of tiles can't you stick on walls?
What is a mom's favorite game?
Why did the puppy struggle in school?
When should you stop for a glow worm?
How do you send a message in the forest?
Why was the musician arrested?
Which dog dreams of being a matador?
Why did the toad become a lighthouse keeper?
Which yearbook superlative did the dog win?