What's a monkey's favorite flower?
A chimp-pansy.
What do grandmother deer do to their grandchildren?
What do you call a pig lumberjack?
Why are cars magic?
When should you start writing a book?
Why did the bulldog have an accent?
What's a car's favorite scary movie?
Why do biologists look forward to casual Fridays?
Why do all ocean animals get along with mollusks?
Wanna hear my favorite potassium joke?
What do people need to feel like they purchased the best car?
Which family member has tusks?
What did the tree say to its branches in autumn?
Why did Santa spell Christmas N-O-E?
Why did the patient reveal secrets to her dentist?
Why are surfers so good at conflict resolution?
What did the monkey say when the baboon stole its money?
What did the baby corn say to the mom corn?
Why did the two science teachers start dating?
What do you call it when a hen spots some lettuce?
What do ghosts turn on in summer?