What's a monkey's favorite flower?
A chimp-pansy.
Why do cows like being told jokes?
Why did the mouse get caught by the cat?
Why did the scientist remove his doorbell?
Why do cows always skip gym class?
Why are dogs allowed on airplanes?
Why do repairmen make great therapists?
What's an owl's favorite school subject?
Why do cats give such great massages?
What's the difference between a pickpocket and an umpire?
Why did the cake strike out in baseball?
When did they play tennis in the Bible?
How do you organize a space party?
What's red and smells like blue paint?
What do dogs wear on their ears when it's cold outside?
What do you call a penguin in the desert?
What did the sailor want from his son for Father's Day?
What is a table you can eat?
What restaurant always wins on Jeopardy?
What fish is a big hit at children's birthday parties?
What's the hardest part about skydiving?