What's a monkey's favorite flower?
A chimp-pansy.
What is an elk's favorite dessert?
What did the butterfly's kids say that made her cry?
Why did the sisters start stealing from stores together?
What did people say when the baker went crazy?
What did the Australian chess player say to his waiter when he was done eating?
What do British people and golfers have in common?
Why did the two science teachers start dating?
What is the best day to go to the beach?
Which family member has tusks?
My wife said I should do some lunges to stay in shape.
How are you liking that anti-gravity book?
What spices do chickens love to put on their food?
What bird is losing its hair?
Which football team has the coolest helmets?
What does a cat go to sleep on?
What do you call a pool party with 26 letters?
What do you get when dinosaurs crash their cars?
What did the pizza say to the gorgeous topping?
What's a toad's favorite ballet?
What does breakfast cereal say to greet each other?