What's a monkey's favorite flower?
A chimp-pansy.
It's allergy season again?
How did the tree get lost?
What insect thinks it's a dog?
What did the dentist say to the beaver?
Why did the mountain cry all the time?
What do you call a blind dinosaur?
What do people call Arnold Schwarzenegger in retirement?
What day of the week do chickens hide?
What do you call penguins and polar bears?
What did the Parisian say after cutting his grass?
What did the policeman yell to the baseball that just robbed a bank?
Why did the person sit on the clock?
What is the first day of orientation called for locomotive conductors?
Do you want to hear a Star Wars® joke?
Why did the leprechaun walk out of the house?
What did the Alaskan say when his TV stopped working?
What is the best way to communicate with a fish?
What do you call an old snowman?
What is the ceremony called when two guitarists get married?
What is it called when you're overcharged for a package?