Why did the tilapia roll his eyes at the sea captain?
He was fishing for compliments.
Why did the comedian keep telling jokes about chemistry?
Which animal is the best at trying new things?
What's a writing utensil's favorite state?
What do you call a rabbit barber?
What do you call a cow who loves to work out?
What's a mouse's favorite hairstyle?
What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?
Why do horses make such good debt collectors?
What do you call the Tom Cruise movie about ice cream?
What's a tornado's favorite game?
How many insurance policies do cats need?
Why do cubes make great referees?
What kind of store would a dog own?
Why did the Little League® player run to the park during his time at bat?
Why was the storm actually calm?
Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?
Why did the cat put on a cocktail dress?
Why did the car need to take an afternoon nap?
What do cats use to take notes in meetings?
What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?