Why did the tilapia roll his eyes at the sea captain?
He was fishing for compliments.
Where do catchers sit at lunch?
What kind of pants do fish wear?
Why did the car excuse himself from the dinner party?
What do you call the study of strong women in history?
Which goalkeeper can jump higher than a crossbar?
Why does the orange always lose in races?
What do you call a sheepdog's tail that can tell tall stories?
How do you make antifreeze?
What kind of key opens a haunted house?
What are a teacher's least favorite words to hear every summer?
Why did the cat put on a cocktail dress?
What's the most common blood type for insects?
Why couldn't the boxer make it in stand-up comedy?
Why did the God of Thunder need to stretch his muscles so much when he was a kid?
Why did the cow argue with everyone else on the farm?
What's a vegetable's favorite kind of joke?
What dog loves to take bubble baths?
Where do football directors go when they are fed up?
Why does that family that only wears denim look so young?
What's a pumpkin's favorite game?