What loaf of bread has a bad attitude?
Sourdough.
What do you give a dog on a hot summer day?
What cartoon character loves insects?
What happened when the quarterback told a joke to his receivers?
What happened to the dancer at Seafood Disco?
Why are Olympians so picky about their vehicles?
What does a tree say when asked how they are doing?
Which birds steal soap from the bath?
What constantly moves forward but never learns anything?
How do you send a message in the forest?
Where's the best place for baby chickens to be born?
Which president loved to take baths?
Which celebrity always had the most beautiful Christmas trees?
What part did the grizzly have in the choir?
Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?
What do you call Winnie the Pooh™ on Halloween?
Why did the cat go to the bathroom in the trash can?
What's an eagle's favorite Lynyrd Skynyrd song?
Why do bagpipe players walk when they play?
What is the best way to communicate with a fish?
What do cats say when their basketball shot misses the basket?