What loaf of bread has a bad attitude?
Sourdough.
Do you want to hear a Star Wars® joke?
Why did the dog lay down after playing fetch?
Where do pigs sleep during the summer?
What is a vampire's favorite sport?
What types of animals always win at tug-of-war?
What ocean creature can you never see coming?
What is a whale's favorite sport?
Why is spending NYE in Times Square overrated?
What did the icy road say to the truck?
Why did the photographer attract so many mice?
What game do mice love to play?
Why does chewing gum never go bad?
What's the difference between cats and dogs?
What can a puppy do to avoid growing into a hot dog?
What was the bunny's job at the hotel?
What snack did the dog buy at the movie theater?
What do you call it when a dog is playing dead?
Why did the mirror cross the road?
What is a spider's favorite book?
Do you have the best ceiling?