What loaf of bread has a bad attitude?
Sourdough.
What is it called when a cow accidentally burns itself?
Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers?
Why did the mountain ace its math test?
In football math, what is a quarterback worth more than?
Why was the snake coughing so much?
Which dog dreams of being a matador?
What's a parent's favorite type of music?
What kind of bee do teachers love?
Why didn't the melons get married?
What do you get if you cross Father Christmas with a detective?
What happens to a dog that keeps eating bits off of the table?
Where do dogs go when they need emergency medical care?
How long did the baseball player stay at the library?
What food would you expect to come from pigs?
Why do salmon make such great detectives?
What event does Spiderman love to attend?
What are a teacher's least favorite words to hear every summer?
What animal knows how to work a computer?
Why are Christmas trees so bad at sewing?
Why can't basketball players go on vacation?