What loaf of bread has a bad attitude?
Sourdough.
Did you hear that one of Santa's reindeer now works for Proctor & Gamble?
What is the biggest ant in the world?
What kind of story do trees love to tell?
Which forest animal loves to eat Lay's®?
What did one gambler say to another on their anniversary?
What is a witch's favorite subject in school?
Why did the sparrow go to the library?
What did the man say when he accidentally bumped into the famous country singer?
Who does an octopus see when it's not feeling well?
Why do superstitious people only use doorbells?
Where do books love to go on vacation?
What kind of shoes do robots wear during the winter?
What's a dentist's favorite movie?
Where does a pianist go on vacation?
What is the most important grooming habit for a rabbit?
What kind of gift do you get for the World's Best Dentist?
Why don't the McDonald's® arches like the Arc de Triomphe?
What sport requires no movement at all?
What is time's favorite breed of dog?
What did the miner bring to the Labor Day BBQ?