What do you call a football player who's almost good enough to be quarterback?
A nickelback.
Why is corn so popular on Thanksgiving?
What do you call an emergency in the spring?
What do dogs wear on their ears when it's cold outside?
What does Catwoman always carry with her?
Why are sheep always so warm in winter?
What do you get if you feed gunpowder to a chicken?
OK, that's enough fish puns.
What kind of bees hum and drop things?
Why did the sheriff lock up his valentine?
Who is the ultimate father of the sea?
Did you hear that H2O opened up a bike shop?
How expensive is swimming with sharks?
Why did the professor write on the window?
What fish loves to play in a band?
Did you hear the joke about peanut butter?
What do you call a cow who is really good at basketball?
What do you call a hike across the universe?
What do little fish love to play with?
What is a king's favorite weather?
What do you call octopus twins?