What do you call a football player who's almost good enough to be quarterback?
A nickelback.
Why did the clock get removed from the library?
Why are ghosts such bad liars?
Why was the science experiment always changing its mind?
I kept wondering why the baseball was getting larger.
What do you say to Simba when he's moving too slowly?
Why couldn't the McNuggets® cross the road?
What do sprinters eat before a race?
What is a vampire's favorite fruit?
What did the kindergartener say when his teacher caught him picking his nose?
What is a duck's favorite snack?
How did the tree feel in spring?
What monster likes to play April Fool's jokes?
What do you call a parrot making fun of you?
What do pharmacists say to their kids when they misbehave?
Why couldn't the NBA® player date the WNBA® player?
Which of the cardinal sins is the cutest?
What did the wolf say to the flea?
Why can birds afford a house in this economy?
What's the best way to get your kids' attention?
Why is it easy for chicks to talk?