What do you call a football player who's almost good enough to be quarterback?
A nickelback.
What's a ghost's favorite drink?
Why is a computer so smart?
Are baby skunks cute?
What part of the orchestra do rhinos play in?
Where do cows go on vacation?
Why are stringed instruments always in peak physical condition?
What do vegetarians eat on Thanksgiving?
What is a witch's favorite subject in school?
What do you call a rabbit with fleas?
Why do howler monkey parents never get any sleep?
What do lions eat on their cheat day?
Why does someone who runs marathons make a good student?
Why was the mean not looking forward to the end of the school year?
How did the Magi know what to get Jesus for his birthday?
What day do hands always go to church?
Who is the fastest reindeer?
Why are cows bad at telling jokes?
What kind of bird makes the most important rules?
What animal cheers the loudest at sports games?
Why was the goat sad when her son went to college?