What do you call a football player who's almost good enough to be quarterback?
A nickelback.
How is a teacher's summer vacation similar to someone closing their eyes?
This candy bar is a real home run.
Why was the soccer player so good at keeping her house clean?
Why did the drummer keep banging her head against the drums?
What do you call a fly without wings?
OK, that's enough fish puns.
What do soccer referees send during the holidays?
What do you do for an injured lemon?
What sound do porcupines make when they kiss?
What kind of flowers should you not give on Valentine's Day?
Why did the chicken cross the basketball court?
What was Forrest Gump's email password?
Why did the gym buff read the dictionary?
What do you get if you cross a dog with a telephone?
Why was the bowling ball anxious?
I broke my finger!
Which animal should never work for the government?
What is a bird's favorite ballet?
Why can't the Earth ever get anything done?
What do goats say to make their kids laugh?