What makes music in your hair?
A headband.
What's the best soap to use on St. Patrick's Day?
Why did the turkey join the band?
What car picked Mickey and Minnie up for their movie premiere?
What did the tree say when autumn came around?
What's the most expensive plate in church?
I stayed up all night to see where the sun went.
Why is it hard to ski on fresh snow?
What kind of flowers should you not give on Valentine's Day?
Where does breakfast live?
What is the unluckiest type of cat?
What is a basketball player's favorite type of jewelry?
What do you get when you put a radio in a fridge?
Where do honeybees take their wives for their anniversary?
Why can birds afford a house in this economy?
What do you call an artistic dog?
What did the elephant do when he hurt his toe?
Why did the teacher jump into the ocean?
I used to be addicted to not showering.
She Needed Her Balance Checked!
What constantly moves forward but never learns anything?