Why did the teacher jump into the ocean?
To test the waters!
She Needed Her Balance Checked!
Where do T-Rexes shop?
Which CIA agent is the best baker?
What did the tree say to its long-distance girlfriend?
Why did the baby wrap itself in paper strips and move to Egypt?
Why did the little boy cut off all the branches on the Christmas tree?
What kind of birds do you usually find locked up?
What's a pogo stick's favorite season?
How do birds threaten one another?
How do bees get to school?
Which animals make the best locksmiths?
Why did the mathematician decline a beer at the party?
Why shouldn't you iron a four-leaf clover?
What do you call it when a chemist gets way too angry?
Where do people who pass gas in church sit?
What did the slug say as he slipped down the wall?
What do you call a knight who hates fighting?
Why does Snoop Dogg always have an umbrella with him?
What's the difference between a pickpocket and an umpire?
Did you hear about the famous pickle?