Why did the teacher jump into the ocean?
To test the waters!
What kind of hanger doesn't fit in your closet?
Which part of a car is always the warmest?
What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a rose?
Why did the fish blush?
What's a feline's favorite class in school?
Why did the tomato go out with the prune?
What's a baby vehicle's favorite book?
Why did the window need an aspirin?
What do Jedis® say on Valentine's Day?
Why do hip hop artists love Christmas so much?
What do construction workers do at Labor Day parties?
What do you get when you put a radio in a fridge?
What is a squirrel's favorite way to watch TV?
Why was the cow afraid?
What do basketball players and lawyers have in common?
Why did the tree cry at the end of the romantic comedy?
What ocean creature can you never see coming?
Why are cats so good at finding dates?
What's the difference between grandma's cooking and an all-you-can-eat restaurant?
What do you call a Volkswagen bus at the top of a hill?