Why did the teacher jump into the ocean?
To test the waters!
What did one pencil say to the other on the first day of school?
What do monkeys wear when they are cooking?
What is a sea monster's favorite meal?
What types of dogs are bilingual?
What do you say when someone tells you an obvious fact about Coke®?
Why are skunks always so depressed?
What do you call a blind dinosaur?
What sport requires no movement at all?
Why should you be careful playing against a team of big cats?
Which kinds of horses make the best bakers?
How do you prevent a summer cold?
Why did the cat not understand sarcasm?
Why did the baby chick wear makeup to school?
How does a mouse feel after taking a shower?
Which singer could always break a five?
What fish loves to play in a band?
What is the most attractive fruit?
What is a ghost's favorite bedtime story?
What celebrity is at the center of a plum?
What is a duck's favorite snack?