Why did the teacher jump into the ocean?
To test the waters!
Why did the sheep run across the busy highway?
Why did the park ranger quit his job?
Which animals make the best locksmiths?
Where do polar bears vote?
Why did the pony not sing the lullaby?
What do you call a cat with eight legs that likes to swim?
What is the best dance to do on Thanksgiving?
Why did the scarecrow win an award?
What is a waiter's favorite sport?
Why did Beethoven give away his chickens?
What's a dog's favorite dance at a wedding?
What's a mummy's favorite kind of music?
What type of pasta helps you relax?
What do ghosts drink on Halloween?
Where do tough ducks come from?
Why are babies so good at basketball?
Why do we have to keep telling grandma to wear her hearing aid?
Why was the spider so smart?
What do you call a hotel with really bad customer service?
Who is a fruit's favorite celebrity?