I stayed up all night to see where the sun went.
Then it dawned on me.
Why are locksmiths allowed to remain open on Labor Day?
What do doctors do when a problem comes up?
What do elderly dogs use to get around?
How are mountains able to see?
What did one firefly say to the other?
What do you call a dog that is left-handed?
What is an herbalist's favorite brand of peanuts?
Why are basketball courts always wet?
What kind of food does work on an apartment building?
What cocktail will give you a black eye?
Why were dancers in the '70s always sick?
What famous scientist will try anything?
Why did the chicken cross the net?
Why did the winter storm need cataract surgery?
What's a baby vehicle's favorite book?
What did the boy say after a long day at the beach?
If you had to vote which one is faster, would you choose hot or cold?
How do you know the sun will be back tomorrow?
Did you hear about the power outlet who got into a fight with a power cord?
What animal should you never play hide and seek with?