I stayed up all night to see where the sun went.
Then it dawned on me.
What do you call it when cell phones have poor hitting averages in baseball?
Why did the baseball player go to jail?
What sport is full of interior designers?
What horn never makes a sound?
Who is the most obnoxious person in a garden?
Who is every pig's least favorite actor?
Why did the kid bring a ladder to school?
When is Dad's bedtime?
Where is the best place to find kitchenware while on the road?
How is life like toilet paper?
How do you talk to a giant?
What do you call your son when he just sits around in the same chair all day?
What do cheesy parents say about their kids?
What car picked Mickey and Minnie up for their movie premiere?
Why did the cat sleep with a fan on?
Which celebrity became a great detective?
How do vampires get around on Halloween?
What do pharmacists say to their kids when they misbehave?
What sound do porcupines make when they kiss?
What do you call stormtroopers playing Monopoly?