I stayed up all night to see where the sun went.
Then it dawned on me.
What did the duck say as he was buying chapstick?
What do you get when you cross a plane with a magician?
What do you call a wolf that uses bad words?
Why was the bunny upset?
What did the angry customer say to the mechanic who couldn't figure out what was wrong with his car?
What kind of bird can write?
Why do football players make great fishermen?
What did the bird's mom say when he talked just like his dad?
What is a city, a vacuum, and a saying?
How many insurance policies do cats need?
What do you call a cat who loves bowling?
What is the tallest building in the world?
What did the boat say to the oar on Valentine's Day?
What do you call a clock on a road trip?
Why was the janitor looking for cleaning products in the math department?
What's a snake's favorite subject in school?
What do you call the study of strong women in history?
What's the difference between a politician and a snail?
What do the trees say to the flowers in spring?
What holiday does Mike Tyson celebrate in December?